"Short Tales"

tall tale
noun
an improbable (unusual or incredible or fanciful) story
short tale
noun
the opposite of tall tale

I am the teller of "short tales"

I just find myself in very unusual, bizarre, erotic, dysfunctional, odd, extraordinary situations.

Like on a daily basis.

These stories usually begin something like:

"You are never going to believe this, but last night..."

And I get the feeling

Noone ever believes me.

So I have this blog.

I believe ANYTHING can happen in life..

Once you just LET GO

let go of your insecurities

let go of societal judgments

let go of religiously-imputed (and arbitrary) morals

let go of your fears

And let life happen.

Friday night I am sitting in an empty warehouse turned artist commune in a city ninety miles away from my house.

Staring at women in string bikinis doing acrobatics with hula hoops

And men dressed in leather, leading around women in dog collars

And I turned to the man next to me and said:

"No one would believe this, even if I told them"

Later I laid on a dirty mattress on the ground

As strangers licked liquor off my nipples.

Life happens

Once you let yourself go

Would you like to come along for the ride with me?